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Heh yeah. I'm at the Son's birthday party. Imma shower next cause I hate stinking.

Son is currently playing Wario whatever the fuck it is and shit.

Abbys laying on ther floor watching and shit

Dani could well be asleep again but no one knows.

Gonna go watch IDEK on youtube. Byez

PS: Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

PSS:Too short, I know

Talk about December Everyday...

It's so cold! Even with the sun out I'm hugging my Mum's jacket tighter around me!

I'm feeling much better then I did a couple days ago :D Take that society...anyway, I'm actually working hard to keep my grades up. I'm striving for As and Bs so I don't continually fail my classes and be continually yelled upon.

Buck (meh kitteh) looks a little stoned right now...Not sure if I should be worried or not...his pupils are tilted outward...which doesn't look too super.

Gonna dye my hair whenever I get the money. Pink bangs, black everything else. So I'm really into the pink and black combination if you haven't already guessed.

I'm now into the amazing world of using lotion so my hands smell like black rasberry vanilla...yummy :D

SItting here now on the phone not talking so I don't quite get the point of it...oh well. Free calling and texting so woohoo!

I would really love to get my nails done...tired of regular nails...want acrylics...NOW. I NEED AN ASIAN!!!!!! Haha..yeah. Not racist.

Anywho...g'bye!

PS:They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Double Post!!!!

'Cause son is posting too so I figured I should update my blog of doom.

Anyway, I'm sleepy and tired. I FOUND BOOGEY-KUN!

Looking forward to watching Advent Children again, Orphan was creepy.

Orphan did however have a great plot twist. She's not a child, that's all I'm gonna say.

Fritch, my ipod is full of great songs, thank you Dad.

Frodo works and has a cord so I don;t need to use the lovely and oh-so-fat Cameron. BUSTER! STOP SNORING!!!

I'm still really into I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance.

This one'll be short sinc e theres not much to talk about.

PS: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Wow. Stupidity.

I was watching MTV for reasons I'm unsure of, well some guy was talking about Kali, this girl he liked. He was like "She's the Moby Dick to my Capt...Uhh..Moby Dick's the whale right? She uhm..She's my dick." so I said WOW. WTF MAN. WOW. And I changed the channel.

When I changed the channel, I found some chick screaming about dead bodies hanging from trees. Woo the happening. FUCK YOU MARK WAHLBERG!!!!! I WANT MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH BACK!!!!!!!

If you haven't guessed, I dislike Mark Wahlberg, just for that cause...damned actor. I don't want to watch any movies with him in it. CHANGE CHANNEL!

I'M AN ANGRY WALNUT!!

Wow what the fuck was that?

Anyways, thank Bam, my room is being moved around! My kitty looks so cute :3

He's a sleeping crescent roll. Whats with me and food toda----FUCK. I'M TURNING INTO MADISON! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

Hehe...I'm hyper!

I want to write a story but I have no clue what to write about. Don't you love when you're brain just gives out on you?

My fingers are typing really fast and I'm amused :D

DANCE FLOOR ANTHEM BITCHES!!!

Anyways, I'm a gaia nerd, lots o' cash. Been watching TV with my dad(Jeef, not you Kari lol)

He's into Lord Of The Rings sorta and it's pretty interesting :) He gave me Tylenol PM last night and I was loopy so I just crashed. Woke up at 9 and ate something then drank coffee. Chatted about Empathy with my dad for a few minutes then he left for work.

I'm annoyed with Charmander. He doesn't ever want to chat or anything :( He's being a little shit. We used to talk plenty. Dickhead. wow I'm mean.

I want to play Left 4 Dead 2 again. I got to beat zombies with Frying Pans and Electric Guitars. 'Twas pretty amazing...other then just using a semi-auomatic rifle and shooting them in the head. GOAL!!!!!

I wish the next season of Tosh.0 would hurry up and air. Damnit Tosh!!! Thank and season 3 of True Blood. I wanna know what happened to Bill!! I want to watch Bernece(sp?) saying 'Sittin Onna Toilet' it was funny on Tosh.0. Everyone was saying it afterwards lol.



You'll find yourself saying it all the time now!!

PS:In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Well..

I'm particularly uncomfortable. Kinda glad Amber went home so I have breathing room. Worried about Hannah, wish I had extreme load of energy and I wanna hang out with Son. I am now a proud owner of pink pants...uhh..Wow, I am not in a good mood, what the fuck?

I promised David and Emily H. I'd hand out over break but with Amber, I haven't gotten SQUAT done. So Three Musketeers...Haven't read any of it and I' supposed to finish. Uhm...Need to do a game board. Supposed to meet with some friends for a group project. Jesus fucking Christ I'm busy T.T

On a brighter note, my new ipod Fritch has a lot of Aleksey and thats why I went on Kari's itunes...might switch to Son's if possible??? Uh..so Frodo, my laptop will be staying, mum will be buying him a charger but yeah.

Wanna play Left 4 Dead 2 with my bro really bad! It's got new Special Infected and I'm dying to take 'em out.

Uhh..I'm in dire need of a haircut and color soon. I think Son and Dad can dye my hair just fine, but Mum's like "NNNnnooooooo..." cause I get it done at Fantastic Sam's (hair place, for those of you who don;t know) because my mom trusts Jamie (hair stylist) to do my hair 100% of the time.

I'm freaking bored.

PS:To impersonate Chuck Norris's Dick, we need a jack hammer tied to a baseball bat.