Wow. Stupidity.

I was watching MTV for reasons I'm unsure of, well some guy was talking about Kali, this girl he liked. He was like "She's the Moby Dick to my Capt...Uhh..Moby Dick's the whale right? She uhm..She's my dick." so I said WOW. WTF MAN. WOW. And I changed the channel.

When I changed the channel, I found some chick screaming about dead bodies hanging from trees. Woo the happening. FUCK YOU MARK WAHLBERG!!!!! I WANT MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH BACK!!!!!!!

If you haven't guessed, I dislike Mark Wahlberg, just for that cause...damned actor. I don't want to watch any movies with him in it. CHANGE CHANNEL!

I'M AN ANGRY WALNUT!!

Wow what the fuck was that?

Anyways, thank Bam, my room is being moved around! My kitty looks so cute :3

He's a sleeping crescent roll. Whats with me and food toda----FUCK. I'M TURNING INTO MADISON! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

Hehe...I'm hyper!

I want to write a story but I have no clue what to write about. Don't you love when you're brain just gives out on you?

My fingers are typing really fast and I'm amused :D

DANCE FLOOR ANTHEM BITCHES!!!

Anyways, I'm a gaia nerd, lots o' cash. Been watching TV with my dad(Jeef, not you Kari lol)

He's into Lord Of The Rings sorta and it's pretty interesting :) He gave me Tylenol PM last night and I was loopy so I just crashed. Woke up at 9 and ate something then drank coffee. Chatted about Empathy with my dad for a few minutes then he left for work.

I'm annoyed with Charmander. He doesn't ever want to chat or anything :( He's being a little shit. We used to talk plenty. Dickhead. wow I'm mean.

I want to play Left 4 Dead 2 again. I got to beat zombies with Frying Pans and Electric Guitars. 'Twas pretty amazing...other then just using a semi-auomatic rifle and shooting them in the head. GOAL!!!!!

I wish the next season of Tosh.0 would hurry up and air. Damnit Tosh!!! Thank and season 3 of True Blood. I wanna know what happened to Bill!! I want to watch Bernece(sp?) saying 'Sittin Onna Toilet' it was funny on Tosh.0. Everyone was saying it afterwards lol.



You'll find yourself saying it all the time now!!

PS:In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Well..

I'm particularly uncomfortable. Kinda glad Amber went home so I have breathing room. Worried about Hannah, wish I had extreme load of energy and I wanna hang out with Son. I am now a proud owner of pink pants...uhh..Wow, I am not in a good mood, what the fuck?

I promised David and Emily H. I'd hand out over break but with Amber, I haven't gotten SQUAT done. So Three Musketeers...Haven't read any of it and I' supposed to finish. Uhm...Need to do a game board. Supposed to meet with some friends for a group project. Jesus fucking Christ I'm busy T.T

On a brighter note, my new ipod Fritch has a lot of Aleksey and thats why I went on Kari's itunes...might switch to Son's if possible??? Uh..so Frodo, my laptop will be staying, mum will be buying him a charger but yeah.

Wanna play Left 4 Dead 2 with my bro really bad! It's got new Special Infected and I'm dying to take 'em out.

Uhh..I'm in dire need of a haircut and color soon. I think Son and Dad can dye my hair just fine, but Mum's like "NNNnnooooooo..." cause I get it done at Fantastic Sam's (hair place, for those of you who don;t know) because my mom trusts Jamie (hair stylist) to do my hair 100% of the time.

I'm freaking bored.

PS:To impersonate Chuck Norris's Dick, we need a jack hammer tied to a baseball bat.

Woah...pink? Ow...eyes..

I think my eyes are really fucked up. I went to post this and I know it's white and it came up all pink and eye-hurting.

Oh yeah...MERRY EFFIN CHRISTMAS WORLD!!!

Had to do it. Now I've been up since 4 am and it's now 6:35. I feel sick and I know it's cause I'm hungry. So bye blog!

NO ENERGY!!!!

-Emi

PS:Once, Chuck Norris took a piss. Someone found it and canned it. Now we call it Red Bull.

Q!

I'm sitting in the career center chatting with Sam :D She says hi. Anyways, I'm bored and not as hyper. Thank Bam the teachers don't pay attention to whatever it is you're doing!!

Yes, I have no religion so I thank Bam Margera.


RAWR.

YEah. bored. Bye.

im tired of these mother bleepin snakes in this mother bleepin tree! PERIOD!

heehee....I love smith puget with a passion! Heehee...wowo. lots of heehees wtf. Dunno. I'm in a great mood!!! I'm extremely colorful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Black with random paint splatter over-the-knee socks, skintight purple capris and a ripped up green shirt. I feel sexy!!!! lol but I'm not XP

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!

Wow wtf.

IM JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!!!!!

0.o that's from a movie...Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Kill Me, I Cried and Love Said No!!!! Says dearest Ville :3 he's so cute! wow...I'm too hyper.

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

Love that song. But it's hit a new meaning. Imma bout to beat the hell out of my friends. I hate it. Here's what they always tell me. Seperated by periods. Numbered by the person. Uhm...I'll write solutions after, seperated by periods to match bwhat they say.

1-Yeah, I hate myself. I can't even kill myself right. I had to throw my scissors. I'm sorry. I've been having wrong dreams about you.
~I hate myself too but I don't fucking cry about it. YEah, neither can I; I've tried several times. I gave up on fighting it, I don't give a fuck anymore, it IS my body. I don't fucking care. TMI, but ok, I could really care less.

2-Hailee this! Hailee that! Bert, omg! Work on ur grades. Oh my god, I can't be wrong! You've been doing all the work, I need to do something too. Your emotions are all in your mind.
~IF YOU FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH GO OUT WITH HER, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF LISTENING TO HOW MUCH BETTER SHE IS THEN ME. Look, I know you saw that concert with her, but SHUT THE FUCK UP, I don't care! I doubt I'm gonna live past junior year so go fuck yourself, I don't care about my grades. Yeah, you're wrong about so many fucking things I really don't care. And you call me lazy; you don't even fucking try and shoot me down when I try to make you happy. You try living as me, then we'll see if emotions are just in your head.

3-You should look at this from her side of things.
~Right, 'cause her side is the ONLY MOTHER FUCKING SIDE.

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So yeah, fuck the world and everyone in it. I've wasted enough time walking through it listening to everyone elses fucking bullshit and I'm done with it.